Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we'll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you'll share answers and stories, and then we'll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll fly into a total rage over something that doesn't actually matter … it will be just like your wedding day.

You know how it goes: Sometimes you pop the question, and sometimes the question pops you. This week, a question was popped at me (occupational hazard) by a bride-to-be who discovered a smudge on her white satin wedding shoes and wanted to know how to get them clean. From that question springs this week's group discussion topic: Tell us about your wedding wardrobe malfunctions!

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Did someone spill red wine down your white dress? Did your stress-related weight loss lead to a nip slip? Did Uncle Ron step on your dress during the Chicken Dance and tear the hem?

But why limit the fun to brides? Did your mother-in-law process with her dress tucked up into her pantyhose? Did cousin Albert vomit down his shirtfront at the reception? Which bridesmaid forgot a bra?

I can even join in the fun this week, because my wedding dress broke while I was wearing it. It was actually not a big deal at all, one of the straps popped during our reception—so, after the photos were taken #priorities—a girlfriend pinned it back in place and poured me more limoncello.

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Your turn! Tell us everything and we'll return to this space on Thursday to cringe our way through the best of the worst.

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