Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we’ll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you’ll share answers and stories, and then we’ll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fly into a total rage over something that doesn’t actually matter … it will be just like your wedding day.

Brides and grooms, take a seat. This week’s Pop The Question is for all the single ladies (and dudes): Tell us your most bonkers wedding hookup stories!

Oh sure, the brides and grooms also did some hooking up at their wedding — hopefully! — but that’s not what we’re here for today. We want to hear your regrettable and not-so-regrettable tales of shagging the proverbial groomsman. Did you do it in the bathroom? In the coat closet? Under the bandstand? Did a flower girl catch you in flagrante delicto?

Tell us everything, and we’ll meet back here on Thursday to enjoy the very best and very, very worst of your wedding hookup stories.


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