“Ms. Kerr, your motion to rename and restyle your ‘Pop the Question’ series on I Thee Dread as ‘Pup the Question’ has been denied.”

“But, Your Honor, the people ... they love the pets!”

“Jolie, get back to work. And my name isn’t Honor, it’s Jessica.”

This is what I’ve been reduced to, you guys. I’m writing my own Pop the Question fanfic because two days of constantly refreshing our post asking if your pet played a role in your wedding has reduced me to a quivering mess of a human who, in between barking at her computer screen, has developed a rich fantasy life involving your animals.

I never want this to end.

There is, of course, no chance in hell that you’re going to get me to pick a favorite because they are all perfect in every way (which is why I starred every single comment that contained a photo). But I gotta give a quick shoutout to Kenny Loggins because seriously, look at this dog. HIS NAME IS KENNY LOGGINS. My heart is going to explode.

Woof!

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Contact the author at jolie@deadspin.com.