TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME! SKIP TO 1:30! (DID YOU TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME?)
You didn't turn it down, did you? WHY DON'T YOU EVER TRUST ME?
Is there a priest around? I ask because the only explanation for the noises that are being made in this video — a baleful braying that would not be out of place at a particularly dramatic funeral — is demonic possession of the worst kind. We're only moments away from projectile vomit.
When I pitched this story, the first thing I was asked was "why would someone film this and put it on Youtube?" followed by a swift "I would find and kill that person." While I don't disagree with the sentiment of "watch the video before you put it up for others to see because the internet is a public place where none of your sins will ever be forgotten," I almost wonder if this was put up as a training video for beginning exorcists or whether I just don't understand happiness or whether this woman just had no idea that "will you marry me" doesn't mean "the end is pretty fucking nigh." All I know is that as far as belated Christmas gifts go, this woman, her fiancee, her dad and the dogs who are scared shitless at the noises coming from somewhere will be the best one your receive this year.